According to millions of liberal-minded Americans, men can get pregnant. Truly the most remarkable discovery of the 21^st century thus far, 2022 marks the year in which far-left loons, like Aimee Arrambide, emerged comfortable enough with their conviction to testify before the House Judiciary Committee that men can get pregnant and have abortions. 

An educated woman, having earned her Juris Doctor from the New York Law School, as well as a graduate of the University of Texas, Arrambide demonstrates that she’s well-schooled, delusional, and senseless – simultaneously.

During this most recent House Judiciary Committee meeting on abortion rights, Congressman Dan Bishop, R-N.C., asked Arrambide, “Do you believe that men can become pregnant and have abortions?” Arrambide replied, “Yes”. 

It’s all Bizarro World crazy talk one might expect from 4^th and 5^th graders working on a group science fiction project together. But to have so-called educated adults speak with great certainty that men can become pregnant and therefore, have an abortion, is absolute foolishness. 

It’s all a little, fun word game the identifies as crowd is playing on reasonable and logical people. We don’t need to be biologists to understand, scientifically, that men cannot get pregnant. If the democrats want to hunt down pregnant men on their imaginary, Bizarro World planet Htrae (Earth spelled backwards), and sacrifice the babies to fulfill their ritualistic abortion ceremonies, nobody should get in their way. But here on planet Earth, wishful and whimsical thinking cannot, and should not, be thrust upon conservative thinkers as truth.

Man, I Feel Like a Woman has taken on an entirely new meaning since the Alphabet Mafia has lay siege upon our nation’s capitol city. Unfortunately, these new “meanings” are “slang” being embraced by crazy liberals as the God’s honest, truth. Just because a woman took estrogen blockers and testosterone boosters does not make her a man. If she’s grown a beard, has a butch haircut, wears white t-shirts with FTW plastered all over them, and dungarees with a trucker chain wallet, and well-worn engineer boots – she’s still not a man. She may walk like a duck.  She may talk like a duck.  But she still does not fuc... Oh hell. You know what I mean. She’s a biological woman – regardless of what she tells you, or how she appears.

Our wonder woman described above gets pregnant.  One of her eggs became fertilized by a winning sperm. She cannot produce her own sperm. Sperm production occurs in testicles. She doesn’t have testicles. She also doesn’t have sperm duct made up by the epididymis and vas deferens. She doesn’t have these body parts because she’s a bearded woman. She has the egg though.  Women are born with roughly 6-8 million eggs. Men are born with no eggs. She may not feel like a woman, but she is one all the same. And just because in her mind, she’s going to Htrae doesn’t mean the rest of us have to pretend that she is not a biological woman.  

The irony in all of this is that when a woman wants to become a man, she wants her body parts that might identify her as a female, to be removed or manipulated. She might have her breasts removed.  She’ll never have a fully functioning penis. When a man wants to be a woman, he might get breast implants, and even have his penis removed. Sex reassignment surgery is what it was once called.  The more current, liberal fluid terminology is gender affirmation surgery or gender-affirming surgery. Removal of the uterus, known as a hysterectomy, removal of the vagina, known as a vaginectomy, and construction of a penis through metoidioplasty or phalloplasty are all surgeries a female might undergo to be more man-like, but even after all this effort to change what God or Nature (for the atheist readers) created, at best, she can only be described, scientifically, as man-like. 

The liberals from Htrae want us to believe that genitalia and the two very distinctive reproductive systems have nothing to do with being male or female – a man or a woman. Yet look at the parts of the body they seek to manipulate, mutilate, and eliminate in his or her quest to become what he or she is not. 

If conservatives began to piss on those Htraelings, I mean literally piss (urinate) on them, at first, I assure you, they’d be deeply offended. But what if we told them, “It’s rain”?  If we are to believe that men can get pregnant and have abortions, surely those people professing such nonsense would honor our right to identify our urine as rain. I’m not sure, but I think this would fall under the equity umbrella.